Thotmodynamics 

The study of ratchets and their interactions in their natural environs.

First law of Thotmodynamics: for every ratchet theirs an equal and opposite ratchet.

Second law: in any closed system the amount of ratchet is equal to the amount of Thot minus time spent twerking.

Bill utilized his extensive research in the field of thotmodynamics in his quest to catch crabs.

Thotmodynamics by DJ D.A.R.E March 4, 2015

thermodynamics 

Science at its worst. Destroys any sense of confidence one had previous to taking the course. Also see rapist.

Adam was raped by his thermodynamics exam.

thermodynamics by dforizzleee December 28, 2007

Thermodynamics 

Thermodynamics is a science taught to engineers in order to remove any last traces of sanity before they enter the professional world. Totally indecipherable to those not in the engineering field.

-Before I took Thermodynamics, I valued other people's contributions. But now I know that non-engineers are a waste of valuable oxygen.

Thermodynamics by [e-mail] December 28, 2005

thermodynamics 

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense

After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.

thermodynamics by Andrew May 12, 2003

laws of thermodynamics 

Farts are composed of hot gases, and therefore rise.

When the bean bombs explode, obey the laws of thermodynamics, and hit the dirt to avoid poisoning.

laws of thermodynamics by Jeff Bombson November 26, 2006

Second Law Of Thermodynamics

Basically, it states that it is impossible for entropy to decrease in a closed system.

"So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"

Second Law Of Thermodynamics by Bunny January 7, 2004

laws of thermodynamics 

0. When both of two systems are in equilibrium with a third, the first two systems are in equilibrium with each other
1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
2. Entropy continuously increases.
3. Absolute zero cannot be reached.

Isn't it cool how all this corresponds to math and stuff?

laws of thermodynamics by 2004 March 25, 2004