Thorney

This is an illness which many off the more intelligent people get It is found mainly in areas which are highly populated of adolescent men or not so as the case may be. If you have a case of this work ecseptionally hard to get with a girl, and if it gets too seriouse do some counselling.

Boy1: Where's rob
Boy2: At counselling
Boy1: Why
Boy2: He was caught round the back of the bike sheds with Thorney

Thorney by Blooop May 17, 2008

Thorney

Stupid ill informed paedophiles, who specialise in incest

You are such a Thorney

Thorney by coach of team August 26, 2009

Thorne

Although these boys are very rare, they're some of the best boys out there. Very musically talented and know how to make a girl swoon. They know all the right things to say and do to put a smile on someone's face. If they're passionate about something, they can talk about it forever. Beautiful hazel eyes that anyone can get lost in. These are some of the best boys to have around and anyone with a Thorne in their life is very lucky!

Thorne opened the door for me, he is such a gentleman

Thorne by SophiaOfTheCats August 1, 2019

Bella Thorne'd 

A grifter , con artist, or charlatan. Uses means of deception to swindle money.

Friend 1: "Man I just got an Onlyfans membership to this one girl's page because she promised to post nudes but really only posted Instagram swimsuit photo shots.
Friend 2: "Dude you got Bella Thorne'd

Bella Thorne'd by Lana Rhoades is Retarded August 30, 2020

Bella Thorne 

a dyslexic redhead best known for her role on Shake It Up as CeCe Jones.

Billy: What is dyslexia pops?

Pops: Well son, dyslexia is that girl Bella Thorne.

Bella Thorne by TTYLXOXBITCH November 27, 2017

Thorny Crown 

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.

My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.

Thorny Crown by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022

David Thorne 

According to Wikipedia, 39 year old humorist, cat-lover, and Flight Commander David Thorne is Australian. Also according to Wikipedia, his work has been featured on "the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien." This is true. It is also true that he once walked the complete surface of the moon in under an hour, regularly torches his vehicle every eleven months, and sometimes pretends he is a baby monkey. However, many of the people who read his New York Times best-selling book, especially people from West Virginia, have concluded that "it is obviously that he is a foggot." This is a lie because if he were an Eskimo, he would build his igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, what are you reading?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: This, you inferior life-form, is only the greatest work of modern literature to ever have been revealed to our humble species. It is called "The Internet is a Playground."

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, who's the author, bitch?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: The author is none other than David Thorne, also known as the bat who stands in the middle of the mall discussing bats and being misunderstood.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: *brain explodes*

David Thorne by SaraLovesNPR September 24, 2011