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Thomas M Cooley Law School 

The largest ABA accredited law school in the United States. The main campus is located in downtown Lansing, Michigan. Cooley is famous for its lax admissions, but infamous for its difficulty and attrition rate. The faculty sets extremely high standards for all law students. Unlike other law schools, Cooley still uses a pure Socratic method and all exams are closed book. Cooley students are required to take courses that other law schools deem electives. Some of these courses include: Secured Transactions, Business Organizations, Taxation, Wills, and Evidence. Now in its 36th year, Cooley continues to graduate large classes of well qualified, well prepared lawyers. Cooley’s good reputation will continue to grow as more and more graduates achieve success in the legal profession.

Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.
Jim must have worked his butt off because he survived his first term at "Thomas M Cooley Law School".

Thomas M. Cooley 

1 - Thomas M. Cooley, located in Lansing, Michigan, is the largest law school in the United States.
Eric did not do well on his LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.
Thomas M. Cooley by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

Thomas M. Cooley 

Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.
Eric did not do well on the LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.
Thomas M. Cooley by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

Thomas Markle

A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.

A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.
Thank God my dad is nothing like Thomas Markle!
Thomas Markle by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

thomas mcparland 

thomas mcparland is an infamous personality known for being the head of the league of extraordinary abortionists, and the subject of many a hate group. he is also known for his flamboyant homosexual tendencies.
Thomas Mcparland enjoys long moonlit walks on the beach while holding hands and watching the stars...and by that I mean huntin babies.

Thomas Max Warshaw 

He is an epic gamer, who may or may not say epic to much. His theme song is the same as his friend Thomas the Train, and he loves to dab on the haters as a sign of respect for him. He loves Kermit the frog, who is his biggest idol. You might find him wasting his life on the internet, or doing something stupid in the corner of a room. He thinks he’s funny, but also understands that he’s not. He has a few nicknames, including “stupid f***ing idiot” and “that godda** as*hat piece of sh**,” however, he finds this all very entertaining. Unlike his name Thomas implies, you would be very unlucky to know him.
Person: “hey, do you know Thomas Max Warshaw?
Other person: “@$#! you! You just ruined my day!”
Person: “how?”
Other person: “because Thomas Max Warshaw sucks.”
Person: “oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry”
Thomas Max Warshaw by ItsurUncleLou November 18, 2019
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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