thisElf

A small retail store in Christmas valley Oregon. Also a magical cult where amazing people drink unicorn blood to gain super powers.

ThisElf is Epic. lets shop ThisElf. Ask dori ThisElf

by ThisElf May 31, 2021

ThisElf

ThisElf is a retail store in Christmas valley Oregon. ThisElf is a magical cult that drink unicorn blood to gain superpower. ThisElf works for Santa. ThisElf loves Dori.

ThisElf is epic. Lets shop ThisElf . we love ThisElf

by ThisElf May 31, 2021

fuck thyself

A Shakesperian way of saying "fuck you".

- hey girls ! give me the rope...
- fuck thyself !

by Faussaire January 16, 2008

kill thyself

1. How intellectuals tell people to kill themselves.

2. A more fancy way of saying kill yourself.

1. Normal person: "Just because you watch Rick and Morty doesn't mean you're an intellect."
Intellectual: "Kill thyself."
Normal person: "Just say kill yourself, idiot."
Intellectual: "Us intellectuals don't use imbecilic phrases like you low-IQ morons."

2. Rich guy's friend: "Wow, your place really sucks, actually. I was expecting something more fancy.
Rich guy: "Kill thyself."

by Dapperfoxx May 9, 2018

Go fucketh thyself

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.

by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.

"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"

by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023

Physician, heal thyself

A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.

- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.

by Frooster January 21, 2008