Third Turd 

any political candidate who enters a race as a spoiler.

any political candidate that despite the inability to win still demands loyalty and wasted votes

any political candidate who loses a primary and then spoils the race either by write in vote, or by switching to a third turd party.

man can you believe Jones lost the election because of this third turd Homer?

I am not voting for this third turd!

can you believe this Third Turd thinks he can win this thing, what a real Turd!

Third Turd by Loyal to the Party October 4, 2012

turdy thirds 

1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.

2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time

1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds

2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS

turdy thirds by anarchicphantom November 13, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004