1 definition by anarchicphantom

1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.

2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time
1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds

2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS
by anarchicphantom November 7, 2005
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