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thighed burns 

the strip of hair that grows on the upper part of a man's (hopefully) inner leg.
Whenever I manscape, I don't know where to stop shaving because my thighed burns came in thicker than Jamie Presley's hill billy accent.
thighed burns by hurdleston December 8, 2010

thicc thighed boy 

the best type of boy. they do not skip leg day. big ass quads. thicc thighed boys are often big and tall in general. they do not bore others talking excessively about the weight room because they are aware that no one gives a flying shit. may be spotted walking with a limp or icing a different part of their body. can also usually be identified by their spotify play lists which are always good asf.
i’m only a simp for thicc thighed boys.

i just need me a thicc thighed boy to take away the pain.

Beyonce-thighed

Thick-ass legs. Usually stuffed into too tight of clothes.
"Too much KFC has made her Beyonce-thighed?"
Beyonce-thighed by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

thighdeology 

A place of worship for thick anime thighs and the best niche hentai-related subreddit.

www.reddit.com/r/thighdeology
guy 1: thick thighs? you could make a religion out of this.

guy 2: what should we call it?

guy 1: Thighdeology?

guy 2: I'M INTERESTED.
thighdeology by cannonfoder February 6, 2019

Thighied 

Person 1: "So how did he die?"

Person 2: "I think he was suffocated by thick thighs."
Person 3: "Ahh.... I see, so he Thighied"
Person 1 and 2 "Go kashoot yourself"
Thighied by Brozpeh Stalin October 23, 2020

Thighdea 

A thought, concept, or image present in the mind that is of such importance that it must be written down on the thighs because no other writing surface is availible.

Thighdeas are generally written down according to importance, with the least important by the knee and the most important on the upper thighs.

People have thighdeas most often late at night or during school/work when there is nothing better to think about.

Most blacks do not have thighdeas as the skin tone is usually too dark for the ink to appear. Some Latinos and Asians have trouble thinking of thighdeas if their skin color is dark.

Thighdeas have become more popular in the 21st century than ever before. Some have even taken the concept of thighdeas to a whole new level by writing homework, grocery lists, birthday/anniversary dates.

Thighdeas are usually written in blue or black pen or even sharpie if the thighdea is important enough.

You are permitted to write thighdeas on your ass only if completely necessary. Thighdeas are NEVER permitted outside the area covered by correctly fitted cargo shorts.

Never shave thighs to make room for a thighdea. Thighdeas are not valid if written on shaved thighs.
Historical FACT

When Steve Jobs thought of the iPhone, he wrote the thighdea on his right thigh and presented the idea to his co-workers the next day.
Thighdea by jwags1568 October 27, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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