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Thigh-fi 

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Thigh-fi is a stronger connection to the internet when a device (connected to wifi) is placed on a pair of thighs (specifically a woman's) You can connect to thigh-fi in three ways:
1. Be a woman with thicc thighs
2. Be a guy who has a girlfriend with thicc thighs
3. Be a guy with thicc thighs
"Bro my girlfriend's thigh-fi connection is so strong"
Thigh-fi by anonymous April 19, 2021
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thigh five 

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The slapping sound that is made during sex when the two participants' thighs slam into each other
Dude you and Jenna were having so much sex last night.

No we weren't!

Yes you were! I heard at least ten thigh fives come from your room!
thigh five by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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thigh five • Thigh-fi • Thigh: The First Juvenile Release #Chickenbreast #& #and #Leg. • Double fisted thigh slapper • fire thigh • Fire starter thighs • Thigh Gap • thigh brows • Thigh Highs • thigh job

thigh five 

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A thigh five is a greeting or a salutation extended between two women (or men...if you're so inclined or daring due to proximity of junk) by gently slapping right inner to the other person's right inner thigh with the same pressure as a standard high five!
Me and Bonnie, who I hadn't seen in a long time, gave each other a "thigh five" upon being back together again.
thigh five by Sunny Sweeney October 14, 2015
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Thigh five 

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The urge to put your hand between an attractive woman’s legs (thighs) and move it back and forth in a “slapping” motion.
Look at that girl over there; boy, I sure would like to give her a thigh five.
Thigh five by Granfunk July 20, 2020
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Thigh: The First Juvenile Release #Chickenbreast #& #and #Leg. 

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Person 343: Thigh: The First Juvenile Release #Chickenbreast #& #and #Leg.
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Double fisted thigh slapper 

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A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
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fire thigh 

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when your sleeping partner farts on your thigh
man, i took this chick out for mexican food last night. she likes to spoon, so i got mean fire thigh
fire thigh by edharley September 10, 2011
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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