3 definition by Granfunk

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Sticking your tongue in your significant other’s asshole
Molly loves to German make-out with her boyfriends.
by Granfunk July 20, 2020

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The urge to put your hand between an attractive woman’s legs (thighs) and move it back and forth in a “slapping” motion.
Look at that girl over there; boy, I sure would like to give her a thigh five.
by Granfunk July 20, 2020

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When a male’s testicles shrink due to cool ambient temperature
Michael Phelps had serious scrumptum when he won the gold medal.
by Granfunk March 04, 2021

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