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Thexed by Scaryfairyivi March 22, 2022
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touhou themed blow job 

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass
Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

war themed hat simulator 

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.
Haha funny war themed hat simulator haha funny joke

naruto themed blow job 

A blow job that consists of three identical triplets sucking or licking a penis/vagina giving the image of someone using shadow clone jutsu
Yo I just fucked these three girls Nikki, Nicola, and Nicole and they gave me a naruto themed blow job last night......so hot
Nickname for Gregory "Greg" Vederman, well known editor/slacker for the PC Gamer and Maximum PC publications. Known for writing about PC hardware, his love life and pornography in his columns.
1. I think TheVede is the best editor ever!

2. BAM! It's TheVede.
TheVede by NeoChaos January 22, 2004
Marc’s long lost boyfriend that beats up fat women named after seasons
Oh shit, I love Theeds
Theeds by BigDickCabaniss October 20, 2018
To be accidentally ignored or disregarded by a person, usually in mid-conversation or deep in thought;

AKA: the temporary and benign application of the silent treatment

Infinitive-- "Theo"
Present-- "Theoing"
Etymology-- Korean-Incan Slang Fusion
Angelo: Hey Jon,.....(no response)....Jon!
Jon: (still no response)
Fabian: You Just Got Theoed!!!
Theoed by Class of '09 Humanites April 23, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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