hgarland's definitions

Harwood

/här-wo͝od/
Proper noun: Harwood; plural noun: Harwoods

1. A baby with a boner. Previously thought to be impossible until puberty, this phenomenon leads many proud parents to name the baby boys after their baby boners.
2. A well-put-together, confident man with an easy going attitude and a sense of humor.

3. A man so confident that women approach him and ask him to punish them for being 'bad girls'.

Woman:"Excuse me, Harwood, but, um...would you like to buy me a drink?"
Harwood: "No."

by hgarland February 15, 2017

Thesised

(past tense "thesis"} To have written a thesis.

Mo just finished his paper, I think he thesised about butterflies and sound or something.

by hgarland June 21, 2023