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95 Theses Of Science 

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.
The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.
95 Theses Of Science by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
Theresa’s are stunning,smart,and really funny. Once u hurt Theresa or one of her friends she will hold a grudge for some time but eventually forgive u however not forget what u did. Theresa is also very popular and whenever she walks down the hallway someone will always say hi or ask how she is. She has loads of amazing features such as her curves and her gorgeous eyes. Theresa’s usually have long hair and are average in height. She is an absolute keeper and if u loose her u will instantly regret it. Also she is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for!!!
Steve: who’s that
Geve: it’s theresa obviously

Woa: she’s stunning

Geve:that’s the only true thing I’ve said all year
Theresa by Teddylovelife July 27, 2019
Therese is one of the most sweetest people that you will ever meet. At times she will be insecure but you just have to keep reminding her about how beautiful she is. She is super super talented and has a bubbly personality. Sometimes through her contagious smile it’s hard to see what she’s actually going through. But all she needs is a hand up. If you have a Therese in your life you better love and cherish her forever.
Person 1: “Omg it’s Therese !!!!”
Person2: “Finally some light in this room.”
Therese by Parkjiminslostjams June 4, 2021

thessaly 

Thessaly the most free spirited girl ever with an imagination that would surprise anyone shes so beautiful and rare that if you ever came across her you'd be lost for words.
thessaly is someone who is very smart but nothing less than beautiful at the same time
to know or have known a thessaly is so rare and amazing. Let them say you walked with giants, but this name will never die Let them say you lived in the time of thessaly
thessaly by alex5091 June 6, 2013

Theresa May 

An annoying grey haired cow
Theresa May can’t run a country
Theresa May by BigJillHudson January 18, 2019
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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