Thelise

Super sad, sad girl who eats cookies all day. Kind of boring but also mean. Doesn't like goats.

Person 1: oh! Why don't you smile when you look at goats?
Thelise: *farts* cuz my name is Thelise.

by yourmomssmellytoes November 23, 2021

thewisepickle

A gorgeous, nice, wise, and friendly pickle that everyone looks/should look up to.

Hey man did you see that pickle!?
Yeah bro, that was thewisepickle!

by CockWranglerOmgggg September 18, 2011

Telise

Telise is the kind of friend that you can rely on encase you are in a very bad situation. She does her very best to keep smiling even in the worst situation. She may seem dum on the outside but on the inside she is very smart and intelligent. Telise can be very crazy then out of nowhere she will be very calm. But don't mess with her because she has a fighting spirit and at times she can be a brat with out noticing it. She is rarely in drama so don't try to start any crap with her. And last you can trust her with anything such as a secret that is very important.

Hey Telise can you help me with something important. You can't tell anyone.

by Panda._.607 November 9, 2017

thelifeoftokyo

He's the best person to ever exist. He's literally the most kind but mean person you'll ever meet. He's the definition of perfection lol.

Are you friends with thelifeoftokyo?
No, should i be?
Yes tou definitely should, he'll give a genuine laugh <3.

by Kat😩 July 5, 2021

theisen

First, he is the coolest person you will ever meet. So easy to get along with, but knows how to get his way. Very competitve, thinks very highly of himself, and sometimes emotional. One of the best teachers anyone will ever meet. Some might say his notes arent the most enthusiastic, but can always make you feel good about yourself, sometimes. No point of argueing with him, he will definetly, no matter what, say he wins. And it is really obvious when he picks favorites, you are liked by him or not, even if he says he isnt mean or never will be, he just might be.
Love sports like playing volleyball, soccer, basketball, swimming, football, and roller hockey. Loves bragging about his skills and his family(Mostly his son). It is impossible to stay mad at him, especially because of his looks. Anyone can go on forever about this amazing bro! But it is a legit buzzkill when not seeing or talking to him. Watch out, he favors the names K3nN3dY & C@$$!3*

Dang, I wish I could beat that T#!$3N.(Theisen)

by d'bogirlz March 29, 2011

Theisen it

when you spend more money than you have readily available just to look good in a relationship that ultimately will fail.

dude 1: "hey bro where you guys goin to eat tonight???"
dude 2: "I really like this girl man so im thinkin Olive Garden, I dont have that much cash so im Theisen it."
dude 1: "daaamnnnnn, theisen it for that leg??? but you've only been together for 3 months!!!!"

by NatureMade March 23, 2011

TheListo

The List of Many Names : TheListo
A Great overlord of many games and websites. Where he goes no one else knows except for the community of Dan-Ball, especially Theshadowlord and his gay slave Dhoom.

TheListo - Omnipotent

by TheListo October 25, 2010