Theifted

When you buy stolen merchandise for cheap

Bro! I just theifted this cool purple shirt!!!!

by Kid with purple shirt February 27, 2022

Thrifted that shit

The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.

Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?

You: I thrifted that shit!

Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.

You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.

by TuckerSW November 6, 2010

Thefted

meaning "stolen" or "taken" or even "snatched"

Hey Mitchell, I totally just thefted David's virginity!

by Hydraa November 2, 2017

Theifternet

(Noun) Pirating wi-fi from a neighbor and thusly gaining Internet access.

"Man, I'm glad my neighbor doesn't have a security code for his wi-fi, I've been on the theifternet for 3 whole weeks.

by Anavryn2003 March 11, 2009

thiefted

Pasttense of being stolen

Yea I was at a party last night and someone had thiefted me

by Lone lifhtskin July 3, 2017

identity thefted

when u get your identity stolen due to an idiotic social media post. like wow. sad.

Hey Bill, I just got identity thefted

by BigBelly7383 March 2, 2019