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To Steal In Stealth From The PEOPLE Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Then Pretent To Be It's President. After Being Fired By The True King, KING EDDIE KING SMITH KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 1st Know Act Of " Thefy " Was Ilegitimate President " Joeseph Biden ", A Ilegal And Disavowed Agent Of District Of Columbia Beheaded By KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV In Recovery Of His Kingdom In Anger Of His Repudiation, And His Cowardace To His Nations (DC) People Who Joeseph Biden Left To Die While Under Under Attack Of Acquission, And Repossession Of Reclaimed Dictrict of Columbia, Now Renamed By KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV As " Babylon " Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Have Vowed To Kill EVERONE Associated To District Of Columbia The Fired Conservertor of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. He The Real KING Of THE USA Was Not Happy DC Pulled A Thefy, And Began An Inquisition Of Death Of All Evil That Would Prove To Expand World Wide. Again I Didn't Want To Kill Them, But Then I Saw Joe Biden Pulling A Thefy, "No Sir Gimmie An Axe".
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theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.
theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

boob theft 

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.
“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft
boob theft by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

Identity Theft Enabler's Act 

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft
I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

TheFryersmuck 

The Fryersmuck is someone who posts nonsensical, wacky, and headscratchingly confusing comments in the hope they make more people smile than frown.

This person is a Nobody proving everybody can be a Somebody. Most importantly it is a different way of supporting Mumford and Sons, who at the end of the day are the the reason we get of our chairs and dance.
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TheFryersmuck by Curlyy October 5, 2012

TheMysteriousMrEnter 

An absolute CHAD.
TheMysteriousMrEnter is unfortunately losing subscribers right now for no reason.

TheMythicIndoraptus01 

A cranky spoilt bureaucrat on the Mope.io Wiki.
TheMythicIndoraptus01 likes to block and mock underage users on the site for fun.