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Down the Nick

To be at the police station, especially in the UK.
Bunny and Carlos were sent Down the Nick after both guys commited grand theft auto. They were released an hour later on bail.
Down the Nick by Babydoll75 March 12, 2019

In the nick 

Naked, nude, bare, unclothed, in the raw, starkers, in your birthday suit, etc
Do you sleep in the nick?
In the nick by something unique February 18, 2017

In the nick of time 

At the last possible moment.
Just at the critical moment.
Just in time.
The beautiful woman was saved just in the nick of time as some man untied her from the train tracks. She later gave him the best head ever.
Nick's lame attempt to copy TRL and try to teenage viewers. I haven't seen a single teen who watches "Naked Brothers Band", "ICarly", or even "Unfabulous".

On their website, they have a bunch of crappy games, celebrity flipbooks, and a message board which people talk like "RoFl every TEENick show is the best"! They also have guest stars who spin the bottle and tell shitty jokes.
"Saturday, I'm gonna have a sleepover for the upcoming "Naked Brothers Band movie on TEENick wanna come?"

"No, TEENick is for babies."
TEENick by shadowmshake January 17, 2008

The Nick 

Sending a dick pic to your mom. Then calling your brother to have him delete it.
Bro1: Dude I just did the Nick.

Bro2: You sent your mom a dick pic?
Bro1: I then called my brother and told him I’d pay home to delete it off her phone.

Bro2: Wow did he do it?
Bro1: Ya, then I told him I wasn’t going to pay him and hung up.
The Nick by afrodan July 14, 2021

The Nick Punto Kid 

That kid in your fantasy baseball draft who clearly has no clue that the draft is even taking place, let alone the fact that they just set their roster back years by drafting players who won't even start in their local softball leagues.
Nick Punto? Only The Nick Punto Kid would draft Nick Punto.
Who the hell is Nick Punto?
What position does Nick Punto play?
The Nick Punto Kid by cubiesg7 April 10, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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