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The Colonel 

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.
The Colonel by magnumPI January 2, 2010

The Colonel’s Gravy 

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

TheColorless 

Once a site that was launched up prior to the DRRR!! anime but it's more or less a taboo now. TheColorless is currently a community that walks away from the initiation of why it was made but (still) solely a place for chat and forum discussions consist of anime, games, movies, internet-based culture, writings, programming, science, learning and of other interests of fits.

The name TheColorless is being defined mostly on how the site appears to look like, which to most is better that way, and also a little bit ironic that it tends to be colourful.

Site was founded by Gargron on March 21st, 2010, which is currently owned by Warlock and runs by Kip. The place is also inhabited by Moderators and Rangers (Staff) with 30,000(+) members. The site has adapted to whatever you'll be seeing now but it was a wonder, which to some, hope, that it will stay the same.

TheColorless is represented by two mascots that are Server-tan and Server-kun.

TheColorless may also be shorten to CL.
A: What are you doing?
B: Just chilling and hanging around in CL.
A: Anything new at TheColorless?
B: Nah. Ded.
TheColorless by Wu-se June 17, 2016

polishing the colonel 

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.
polishing the colonel by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

TheWolfOnElmstreet

The baddest bitch on this planet.
She is sexy and really cool.

She will kick your ass and fuck your mom.

Slytherin Queen.
Draco Malfoys Wifey.

Daddy
Oh look! There is TheWolfOnElmstreet! I wish i could be just like her.. but I'm just a pussy.

Oh no! She fucked my mom!

the colonel 

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.
the colonel by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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