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The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.
by magnumPI January 2, 2010
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Wellfleet oyster

The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.
I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.
by MagnumPI January 1, 2010
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