magnumPI's definitions

The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

by magnumPI January 2, 2010

Wellfleet oyster

The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.

I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.

by MagnumPI January 1, 2010