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whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job
Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

The Weezer Survivor Effect 

When you start campaigning so strongly against a song you like perfectly fine that it begins to appear as if you loathe it, all because it is endangering a song you like far better in a round of Weezer Survivor. Eventually you will have argued so strongly against this song in attempt to save the song you love more that even though you might have categorized it as "very good" before its placement in Weezer Survivor, it is now simply "Just okay".
The complete process of The Weezer Survivor Effect:
Step 1: You think No One Else is a very good song.
Step 2: No One Else beats songs you like way more in Weezer Survivor.
Step 3: You complain that No One Else is not better than the songs you like more.
Step 4: You begin to give reasons No One Else is not that great.
Step 5: You now think No One Else is an okay song at best.
Step 6: "Damn, The Weezer Survivor Effect got me again."
*Replace No One Else with any Weezer song that fits*

Pukin The Weener 

1)chokin the chicken 2)slappin the monkey
3)pleasuring the tralala
Nic said he was Pukin The Weener all over that girl

smoking the weefer 

the intake of marijuana utalizing the weefing technique.in reatard terms, smoking chronic with your vagina.
The smoke rose from her pussy, as she smoked the weefer.

the weber 

while having sex take ur sex partner and him or her in any dort of wrestling position and pin them while continuing to have sex
"i tried pulling a the weber on her ass but she rushed to get out of that position turning me to my back and there after she viciously pulled me by my cock to inflict the same amount of pain"
the weber by cougars kill! October 21, 2008

The Weber Effect 

When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with a significantly older guy, then the girl goes for a significantly younger guy, further repeating the cycle.
“Bro she’s totally got the Weber effect