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The Trollge

The Trollge is a trollface. A trollface with some weird intentions.

The trollge seeks to be something. Take 'The Weeping God' Incident. The Antichrist tells Trollge to do... something, and he became the Weeping God after it.
Then, take the New Gods incident. I think he covers himself in oil, then removes his skin. Then he becomes this... thing.
The Trollge is a demented version of trollface.
Jimothy: WTH!!!! It's the Trollge!

Trollge: M̴͈̼̥̙͙͇̰̈̈́́̉̾̿̒̔ǫ̶̡̘͚̾̋̑̈́͊̔̃r̴̠̤̜̼̝͊͐͌̏͘͜t̶̜̺̗̲̹̞̠͉͉͗̂̀̚a̶̯̩̜̼̓͆̀͒͆̚͠ḽ̶̢̢̡̣̝̟̩͆̇̋̐ ̵̢̛̜̜̟̘͖̲̄́̀̔͛͑́͜͠y̴̡̬̼͊̊͜o̴͖̣̥̩̊̀̋̑̔u ̬̥̠̜̤͇̠̳͉̈͛̓̈́̒̇̓ ̶̯̀ḩ̶̡̮̺͊͆̀̎̒̉̀̚̚͝a̶̡̲̜̰̤͎̎͂̅̐̓̕̕ͅv ̡̨͉̻͇̞̬̮̞̉̈̒͐̏̈́̏̌́͘e̶͖̔͗̎̑̍̑̈́͋͝͝ ̵̡̛̗̹͍͎̲̖͍̱̔̂͂͒̂b̴̙͖̰̗̺̗͉̱́̈́̆̈́͘͘͝e̵̹̭͚͇̻͖̺̟͆͛͒̓̒͊̚͝ͅë̴͚̪̭́̓ṉ̴̡̺͇̤̥̮̀̿́̌͋͐̚ ̶͓̗̦̖̥̟̼̹̊̾͘c̴̼̲̖̥̊͊̎̏̉͌̕h ̖̗̱͇̋͑́͒o ̡̡̳̹̼͍̮̹̗̱͋̉̊͗͒͘͠s ͙̿̓̋̈́̈́̈́̀̈e ̨̩̺̣̞̟̰̼̆̈́̕n ̗͙̲͕̰̈ ̴͖͝t̵̢̢̨̮̜̰͔͔̓͐͂͘ȍ̶̳̭̋̊̓̒̀͋͑̍͘͜ ̶̢̡̭̘̰̤̕s ̧̨̯̤̞̽̽͐̿̈̑ú̶̠͗̎́̆͐̑̑r ̢̛̲̞̜̦̄́̎͋͆̏v̴͖͈͙̹̘̬̱͕̓̏̕i̵̞̦͔̬̫̻̚v̴̛͈̫̘̜͔̫̂͒̄̀̾̇̏͝ĕ̴̛̙̼̘͉̰̩̎͠ ̨͙͍̱͚̭͆̅m ̡̱̝͎̬̮̙̭̖̓͠ȩ̴̢͚̫̪̈̈́̾͂́̄̚͠͝.̴̨̬͔̟͓͓̖̺̫̀̾̂́̍͗̚ ̵̡̩̗̯̹͔̟̬̟̿̽̈͆̒̈́K ̭̫͔͙͕̱̐͛̈́̍͘ ̵̛̩̪̙́͊̑͒̎̓́̑͠ͅĬ̴̡̘̙͕̦̫̠̞͔͓͐̓̿̈̕͘͘ ͚̭̟͠L̴̯͇͇̤͎͉̪̼̩͔͊̓̄͌̐̏̀͂̾ ̞͔̣͇̣̥͈̰͓̈͛̏̔̋͐̓̆͘͠ͅL̵̢̯͚̼̱̺̪͂̈ ̬̿S̶̺̽͑̈̅͆̅̓̽ ̵̢̨̭͔̬͉̙̯͕͖̓̆͑̇̇͋͒̋̐̚A ͖̓͒̑̚ ̺̫̠͚̹̀̃̅͊͑̈́͑̍̏͘M̵̡̳̩̲͓̟̰̝̓̋͑̂̃̇̋͜͠͠ ̶̡̛̼̣̜̮̼̖̍̉́̈́̿͝ͅM ̡͎͔͈̱͔̇́͐ ̶͇͉͙͚̗̤̺̳̲̅̚͜Y ̟͔͈͊̊̉͒͊̔̓̊̋͘ ̴̝̠̪̘̤̝̥͎͗̀͗̉

Jimothy: No, get shot. *shoots*

Trollge: Ť̴̮̖̲̗̺̆͐̀̄͊̒̂͜H̵̩̘͂̂́̾̀̾̓͜E̵̹͚͒̆͊͝ ̴͈̆́̄͝Ǎ̶̖̤̯͓̭͇̼͕N̵̨̠̯̩̞̳͕̓̏̊T ͈̟͓͇̠̊̎͊͜͝I ͔̖͇̍̐͜C̴̙̘̪̗͈͋̏H̶̝͙̻̹̰͗̍̍͆̚R ̪̩̼͇̜͇̍̓͌͋͜͜I ̨̹͒͗͋̅͂̃̅S ̧̗̫̗̟̙̓̽̒Ţ̵̙͚͖̞̜̤͔͛ ̶̠̳̪̘̼̥̾͊T ̣̲͇̤̲͔͂͊͒́̐́̚E̵͔̠̤̩͇̙̮͠L̵̢̡͓͔̋͛͋̒̃͝L̴̰͊͒̾͂͘S̴̡̟̳̱̘͑ ̵̨̀͌͐͝M̴̻̘̆͘Ȩ̵̪̬̲͉̖̤̪̀̉̈́ ̴̛͍̦́̈́̆̓͊͝T̴͙͖̞͙͎̃̈́O ̬̹̟̹͉̯̙̣́̋͑͘͝ ̶̪̳̠̖̼̂̏K̴̢̺͎̦̤̀̋̊̑Ĩ̵̡̻̹̞̲͙̓͆͆L̵̦̩̈̒L̴̦̙̺̯̝̝̻͋̍ͅ ͎̬̦̤̯̖̬̫̈̉̀̈́̉̄́̌Y ̛̤͈͉̇͛̈́́͑̈́̚Ȏ̶̗̭͙̈́̋̽͠U ̟̩̖͌͗͋̀̐̋̓̀.̶̯̥̰̑́̑͂̓͝ ̧͉͓̩͗̐̐͘̕͠Ḏ̶͍͋́͌ ̡̰͈̏͂̉̇͝͠ ̴̳̃̃̉ ̧̪͓̗̖̦̫̮̈́I̵̡̡͖̦͆̀̏̄͠ ̴̧̈́̇̇ ̶͔͓̻͝ ͙̜̼̉͂́̑̒̚E ̥̻̬̼͈̼̺͖͛́
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022
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on the trolley

by Richilynn June 20, 2007
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The Trollers Of Romania

A terrorist group that long ago rivaled in power with another infamous terrorist group, under the name of ISIS. Since then, The Trollers Of Romania (TTOR/TOR) have long passed ISIS in power and members at the same time. TTOR/TOR has the manpower to rival small countries with a 100% guarantee winning chance (i.e: Vatican City, Naucu, etc.). The current country that the so-called 'New World Order' wants to lay hands upon is Hungary (Hunger+Gay= Hungary) and our heroes are taking their sweet time, as to embarrass them in the process.
The Trollers Of Romania rival in government power with the CCP.
by TTOR October 30, 2021
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The Trollage

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021
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get on the trolley

To be "with the group" or to "be cool" as determined by your peers. The "trolley" would be something one would want to be on.

One may also want to make it a point of saying that someone is not on the trolley, instead of just saying that they should get on it. This implies that the person is so uncool that they cannot even try and be cool.

Another popular use is pointing out that a particular member of your friends circle is on the trolley in an attempt to rub it in the face of the person who isn't.

This phrase is usually used in a ribbing manner towards friends.
(After making a faux pas, doing something the group would consider uncool, etc) Come on Jason, get on the trolley.

Adam is definitely not on the trolley.

See Ryan? Now, Austin is on the trolley.
by mamushi November 21, 2006
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The Trollers Of Romania

A terrorist group that long ago rivaled in power with another infamous terrorist group, under the name of ISIS. Since then, The Trollers Of Romania (TTOR/TOR) have long passed ISIS in power and members at the same time. TTOR/TOR has the manpower to rival small countries with a 100% guarantee winning chance (i.e: Vatican City, Naucu, etc.). The current country that the so-called 'New World Order' wants to lay hands upon is Hungary (Hunger+Gay= Hungary) and our heroes are taking their sweet time, as to embarrass them in the process.
The Trollers Of Romania rival in government power with the CCP.
by TTOR October 30, 2021
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back the trolley up

To tell someone to hold on, or tell them to reconsider their last statement.
"damn she's hot!"
"back the trolley up man, she's got absolutely nothing going for her."
by Scott DeBoer October 9, 2007
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