The spunker
(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day
The spunker by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020
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The Skunker
The act of ejaculating in a straight line down the back of a dark skinned partner, giving them the appearance of a white striped skunk.
The Skunker by Blakie may October 14, 2009
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The Pakistani Spanker
A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
The Pakistani Spanker by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
The Sore Spanker
The Sore Spanker by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009
Spunkey the Cat God
Limecat’s Evil Twin. Separated at birth, Limecat never heard of Spunkey until years later when he showed up to claim his rightful share of Limecat’s wealth. Limecat defeated his corrupted brother in single combat, but not before he got a few more gashes in the mystic rind!
Followers of the so called “cat god” are usually very sensitive to sunlight, and freely practice dark arts. If you see one of Spunkey’s disciples you would be wise to fight to the death, for the wrath of Limecat’s displeasure would be worse then any fate at the hands of Spunkey ten fold.
Followers of the so called “cat god” are usually very sensitive to sunlight, and freely practice dark arts. If you see one of Spunkey’s disciples you would be wise to fight to the death, for the wrath of Limecat’s displeasure would be worse then any fate at the hands of Spunkey ten fold.
Spunkey the Cat God by Damen55 July 29, 2008
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Alan: Hey Joe have you heard of the.cat.spanker?
Joe: No.
Alan: I want him to peg the shit out of me.
Joe: No.
Alan: I want him to peg the shit out of me.
the.cat.spanker by The cock rock November 21, 2021
spunked it up the wall
spunked it up the wall by Benzig42 January 18, 2023
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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