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The Remote

The thing that is used to turn on a TV, turn off the TV, and control the TV, It often disappears at 8:00 while you watch Cartoon Network turn into adult swim.
OH GOD KING OF THE HILL IS ON! WHERE’S THE REMOTE?!
by Abkhaz’s Definitions January 6, 2026
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The Remote Controls the Robot

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011
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the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006
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breaking the remote

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.
Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick
by Nate R.. August 18, 2006
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finding the remote

The process of having sexual intercourse by pushing one's penis along and through the naturally occurring rolls of fat of another person.
My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she will only let my get off by finding the remote.
by murd3rfun July 28, 2010
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picking up the remote

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003
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stroke the remote

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!
Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap
by nerfherder January 11, 2009
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