The Readings
Do the readings blood!
The Readings by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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The Reddings
The Reddings by Asidbath February 2, 2007
the girl reading this
the girl reading this by Retro2402 May 3, 2018
The person reading this
The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)
The person reading this by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020
Reading the Wallet
Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Reading the Wallet by Huge Murph February 24, 2009
The Person reading this
An amazing Person who's reading this right now, they really are great and the Person that wrote this hopes that that Person had a great day or night so far!
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily
The Person that wrote this: "wow I really love the Person reading this !~ <3
The Person reading this: "*reading this*"
Have a nice day lol
The Person reading this: "*reading this*"
Have a nice day lol
The Person reading this by ShrekFangirl September 9, 2019
reading the bible
The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
reading the bible by xShannonx July 16, 2008
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