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The Quasimodo 

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."
Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.
The Quasimodo by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

roast the quail 

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale
roast the quail by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019

The Quailman 

Drop your nuts on a bitch's eyes and stick your dick directly up her forehead resembling the superhero Quailman from Doug
Yo I gave that bitch The Quailman!

Word.
The Quailman by Drop Knowledge November 1, 2008

The Quaid 

A pizza consisting of meatball, bacon, and onion.
I'm ordering The Quaid pie.
The Quaid by Wolf518 October 3, 2017

The Quasimodo 

The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.
Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.

The Quail 

The style of masturbation used to represent the feather on the head of a quail. Palm down index finger loose and bent replicating the feather on a quail' s head.
I just got done doing the quail.

Bro, have you ever done the quail?
The Quail by Bryanbabe44 May 27, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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