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The Preacher

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.
Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.
by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025
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The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.
The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.
by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011
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The Preacher Effect

The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal
Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth.

That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 16, 2020
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