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The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY by Memes n’ stuff June 1, 2020
The Post Gym Pump
When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.
You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"
Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
The Post Gym Pump by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019
The Post-Haste
(n.) a legendary venue located in San Francisco's Lower Pacific Heights district known widely among San Franciscan's as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.
The Post-Haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the South of the Border Occupation Celebration, Roll up a Phatty - Sushi, Wrath of the Renaissance, Rubies and Ruphies, Live 3 or Die, and 80's for Adam.
"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"
"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."
"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"
"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."
The Post-Haste by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III September 16, 2008
The Post-It
When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"
The Post-It by dear baby jesus in the cradle January 10, 2012
The post-breakfast club
The post-breakfast club by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal. by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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