3 definitions by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III
(n.) a legendary venue located in San Francisco's Lower Pacific Heights district known widely among San Franciscan's as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.
The Post-Haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the South of the Border Occupation Celebration, Roll up a Phatty - Sushi, Wrath of the Renaissance, Rubies and Ruphies, Live 3 or Die, and 80's for Adam.
"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"
"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."
"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"
"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."
by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III September 8, 2006
(n.) a term used by napoleonic complexive men with stumpy dinosauresque arms and pin-sized domes when referring to a female relative. Be warned, these men will also try to use Spanglish in their everyday conversations with women in an attempt to seem hip, worldly and intelligent - it's all a pathetic farse.
"So ya, my sister's coming in to town today. Love that gato. Maybe we could meet up contigo for some enticing fish tacos."
by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III August 24, 2006
(n.) a term used by napoleonic complexive men with stumpy dinosauresque arms and pin-sized domes when referring to a female relative. Be warned, these men will also try to use Spanglish in their everyday conversations with women in an attempt to seem hip, worldly and intelligent - it's all a pathetic farse.
"So ya, my sister's coming in to town today. Love that gato. Maybe we could meet up contigo for some enticing fish tacos."
by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III August 23, 2006