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The Pie Chart 

The Pie chart is a way of referring to the different stages of sex by using code names. It is similar to the baseball system, although instead it uses different pies as different stages of sex. It was first invented by a group of teenagers who came from Wigan, and is now used internationally. It is especially common in Britain.

First Pie (Sometimes referred to as chicken pie): French Kissing.
Second Pie (Sometimes referred to as meat and potato pie) : Stimulation of the genitals. (Fingering, Hand Jobs, etc).
Third Pie (Sometimes referred to as steak and kidney pie) : Oral sex
Fourth Pie (Sometimes referred to as Creme Brulee, Strawberry Souffle, or other types of extravagent desert : Sexual intercourse
If someone is suggesting that a person present has had sexual intercourse, they may shout out "Who ate all the pies?" If a person responds with "I did," "I ate all the pies," or something similar, then they are stating that they have had sexual intercourse.

Other code names are used for other things that are sex related are involved in the pie chart. These include:

Food Poisioning : A code word for STI's
Indigestion : A code word for pregnancy
Packaging : A code word for condoms
(Example of the pie chart being used in an everday conversation)

Mike: "I am going to eat creme brulee tonight,"

Josh: "Make sure you leave the packaging on and don't rush into it. Otherwise, you could end up with severe indigestion!"

Mike: "Hmm.. maybe it's easier to just eat steak and kidney pie."

Josh: "Nahh.. that pie can taste unusual!"

The Pie Cult 

The Pie Cult refers to a joke cult revolving around pie along with having fun meetings every Wednesday to make them less painful
Don't worry The Pie Cult means no harm
The Pie Cult by A Literal Pie January 24, 2021

pass the pie 

Yes we all have different political perspectives in this family and it’s Thanksgiving - so pass the pie!
pass the pie by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

punch the pie 

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.
punch the pie by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

sold the pie shack 

When you're in a bad situation and it's looks like it's not going to work out, but then it does.

As if you have a pie shack you're trying to sell, but who's going to buy a pie shack? Then someone comes along and wants to buy a pie shack. Problem solved; the pie shack is sold.
"Dan caught a lucky break. Sharyl broke up with him."

"She broke up with him?!"

"Yeah"

"Wow. He really sold the pie shack."
sold the pie shack by abyssion8 February 26, 2010

cuttin the pie 

Can be applied to any situation. Never letting the haters stop you from doing your thing.
JaDollaquan was cuttin the pie when he was rapping about yo momma.

Michael Scott is always on his grind and cuttin the pie with the "That's what she said" comments.
cuttin the pie by Bobcat RAWR March 17, 2011