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The paper, the paper

Money. Green. A lot of cash.
by Alberto Luna December 21, 2004
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Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.
'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'
by Fullers February 21, 2009
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down to the paper

phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.
"I'm down to the paper. You know what's up?"
by bedopourtous March 19, 2013
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the paper

Is to be on probabtion or to have a probabtion officer
Were gunna go partying after i get of the paper
by KITTIE MAYN July 26, 2005
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flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
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the paper

Shorthand for newspaper. Bet you thought it was something else. Get your head out of the gutter, bro.
You read the paper? No? Bet you can't even read.
by signalizing July 12, 2013
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