the paper

Shorthand for newspaper. Bet you thought it was something else. Get your head out of the gutter, bro.

You read the paper? No? Bet you can't even read.

by signalizing June 28, 2013

srsbzns

Short for serious business. Also spelled as "srs bzns" if you want to get fancy and all

Person A - School's out.
Person B - ORLY?
Person A - YARLY.
Person B - bullshit.
Person A - Srsbzns. Check the news, smart one.
Person B - My bad.

by signalizing December 21, 2009

phone abyss

When your phone is lost to the point of no return, like underneath a seat in a car.

"Dude, I can't find my phone anywhere!"
"Bro, did you check the phone abyss?"

by signalizing June 28, 2013