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I went to the ocean once

Synonym for I rode a horse once

Meaning: Used to indicate the presence of a particularly dumb person.
Guy 1: Hey dude what's poppin?
Guy 2: I went to the ocean once...
Guy 1: YO SON THATS NICE!

Twice up the barrel, once down the side 

A self-contained phrase that states something is indisputably right during any kind of disagreement.
After debating for hours, Julie said to Mike, "No matter what you say, I will always know tennis balls are yellow, not green. Twice up the barrel, once down the side."

Once Around The Horn 

When a male or female feels the urge to take sexual experiences to the next level by licking ones asshole, 1 time around the circumference of the acutal brown star, brown star is another defination that I will get to at a later date but should be self explanitory!!
donny gave shelly a rim job yesterday but only went once around the horn due to the fact her asshole tasted like a copper penny with dirt on it.

Once 'Round The Goldfish Bowl

A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.

I once saw the face of God 

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.
I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

Once Upon a Time in the West 

A western from '68, with Charles Bronson and Henry Fonda.

Charles Bronson is the revenger: Harmonica

Recorded in 2D - and the meanest western ever...
"Did you go to see the Avatar in 3D?"

"No i saw Once Upon a Time in the West, it's about a man playing the harmonica, and if that aint country, you can.... "