THE OAK

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An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.

The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies.

THE OAK by cptnate04 September 15, 2010

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The Oak

this piece of shit likes to play forkmeat while he fucks his dog and drinks cool aid, you should never trust an oak for they will implement their absolute gay upon anyone who opposes their fortnite "Pride"..... PRIDE, that's right this mother fucker likes big cocks in his mouth and cant stand the alien dancing man. If you see this gay please shoot on sight.

also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.

fuck i have The Oak in sight .......
SOUP TIME!!

The Oak by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD July 25, 2018

watering the oak

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.

We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.

watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Segregating the Oak

A term used to describe Urination.

John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..

Segregating the Oak by OakDomino July 6, 2016

Heart of the Oak

The paradigm/epitome of suckish/shitty music in band form from Bangor, Maine.

"Hey dude, did you see Heart of the Oak last night?"

"WTF, I would rather eat a spoon."

Heart of the Oak by Cafona October 4, 2008

Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

cruise the oak

To ride in or operate a vehicle on the street of North Oak Trafficway

Sara and Cassie cruise the oak in a pimptacular car and end up at Wendy's. MMMMMMM

cruise the oak by Sassie April 29, 2003

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026