The Noodle

A popular dance among the inebriated in which the upper body gyrates limply giving the effect of a human noodle.

After passing his number to the bartender on a reciept Joe proceeded to the dance floor where he performed The Noodle mating call.

I was so drunk last night I was dancing The Noodle.

by dagnythecat January 4, 2009

The Noodle Line

The Noodle line is the severely impoverished demographic of people below the breadline, yet still in employment. This is the skintest of skint. So much so, your entire diet and meal plans are that of freeze dried cheap noodles. Usually Super Noodles as your main meal. The Noodle line is one stage above full blown homelessness.

Have you seen Damien recently? He's asking his colleagues for money and eating super noodles. He must be on the Noodle Line

by Ashley Collin June 13, 2019

The Noodle Dream

Getting fucked in the ass and using hot sauce as lube, or pre hot sauce-lubricated condoms. This must be done to counter the after effects of eating 5-star Thai food.

Darien’s favorite position is The Noodle Dream.

by LittleChingChong February 22, 2019

Bangin the noodle

Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.

*First Date*

Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.

by 5wampDaddy July 16, 2018

Saucing the noodle

A term which originated in prisons. In homosexual male relationships when the dominant partner forces the submissive partner to masterbate and ejaculate on on his penis. The dominant partner then uses his partners semen as lubricant for anal insertion.

"You're saucing the noodle or I'm going in dry. It's macaroni time, bitch."

by Truth_from_the_streets August 23, 2014

Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

by Spanking that June 3, 2016

Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005