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The Mans 

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Slang term that usually only a male would use, meaning: my penis, my dick, my cock, etc. It's an inside joke between guys that know about it, that your penis can be personified (e.g. "Mr. Happy", "Agent 009", "Deep Diver Man"). A penis is much like a person, it has feeling's; after all it's a mans, too.
blow the mans, bitch.
The Mans by TonecasT June 12, 2004
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the mans shoe

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The greatest invention since plungers.
'Nuff said
the mans shoe by KawaiiAnime November 22, 2003
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the mans shoe • “THE MANS” CHAT • the mansfield • The Manshunting Project • The Mansion • the manson • scamming out of the mansions • the man • The Naked Mans Curryfest • The Junk Mans Itch

“THE MANS” CHAT 

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A groupchat on Snapchat or IMessage (view “instamans” for Instagram that consists of Connor Feezel, Eliah Anderson, Jacob “Jake” Anderson and Vin Bartucci
I am so jealous I am not Connor Eliah Jacob “Jake” or Vin because I want to be in that “THE MANS” chat
“THE MANS” CHAT by Connor Feezel November 1, 2021
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The Junk Mans Itch 

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The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
The Junk Mans Itch
Hong Kong Hives
Garage Sale
Junkyard
Yard Sale
The Junk Mans Itch by ADONEALL February 10, 2013
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The Naked Mans Curryfest 

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Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
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The Naked Mans Curryfest 

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Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
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Livin the rich mans life

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When you are livin the rich mans life.
Man, I'm really livin the rich mans life.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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crunchy 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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