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the maestro 

When you drop a massiv shit and exicidently shit the whole bucket so bad that you not only had to clean the bucket either yourself.
Have you seen the shitter lately? Ronald performed the maestro and ruined the whole bowl and his outfit
the maestro by Sgt. Woodcock August 24, 2021

The IT Maestro 

The person whose passion in life it to teach and show business how to best leverage technology to gain a technical avantage for their business
The IT Maestro implemented a new billing system for our business allowing our staff to focus more on selling new products and services than the billing function.
The IT Maestro by The IT Maestro February 4, 2010

The Mystic Maestro 

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right
The Mystic Maestro by Chrantom September 17, 2020

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.
screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

The Maestroke 

Swinging your dick like you’re composing a symphony.
Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
The Maestroke by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021

The Maelstrom 

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
The Maelstrom by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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