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Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.
Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.
by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021
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Tear My Zorch

When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”

Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
by Joe-Joeeee January 10, 2023
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Flute The Goot

Actually blowing on the schlong while administering a Blowjob
She looked like she’d be good, but then she flute the goot.
by Joe-Joeeee December 29, 2022
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The Maestroke

Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021
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