When your cousin is having brunch with you and your family and suddenly disappears into the bathroom to take a giant messy shit.
Due to not properly wiping, he stumbles out with his legs real wide and far apart appearing as if he is the Letter A.
Matty fricken rocked the bathroom at Palmers crossing. He then came out of the bathroom walking like the letter A.
A day where you kisssomeone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.