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The Lamp

When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
by Norm M August 8, 2011
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The lamp shade

When your doin a girl and you put a lampshade on her head, laugh and say "Haha you have a lampshade on your head"
Girl: O yer that feels good

*Puts lampshade on her head*

Me: Haha you have a lampshade on your head

The Lamp Shade
by Pimp-jamie-b July 12, 2009
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The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.
Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?
by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024
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the lamp starts to look weird

The term used on TikTok is used to refer to living a moment in the past that brung you comfort or made you happy, the lamp starts looking weird is sort of like your living a dream of a time when everything seemed so simple but, suddenly you realize something is off, picture your in a time that made you happy, the lamp will always be visible in the back of this fantasy, sort of just flickering and in a way you suddenly know this isn’t real. The lamp looking weird is sort of a figure of speech telling you this is all fake, your dreaming this, life will never be like this again, explaining why people use the the term in sad contexts, the sound used in these videos is “White Ferrari” By Frank Ocean.
When I wake up to them telling me how proud they are of me but, the lamp starts to look weird..
by Being sad is okay December 12, 2024
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Bumping the lamp

To go above and beyond expectations when completing a given task/project.
A genericized phrase originally used within the animation industry and the film industry as a whole. Based on a scene from the 1988 mixed live-action/animated film 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' in which the main live-action character, Eddie Valiant, bumps into a ceiling lamp whilst handcuffed to the main animated character, Roger Rabbit, causing the lamp to continually swing back and forth throughout the remainder of the scene.
The term refers to how the animators went on to meticulously hand-draw unique shadows for the animated character for every frame of the scene.
The phrase went on to become a company mythos for the Walt Disney Company, then as a guiding principle within the greater film industry, and now sees use generally.
We follow the mythos of 'bumping the lamp' with the service at our veterinary practice.
by BronzeManul June 11, 2019
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light the lamp

When a hockey player scores a goal.
Refers to the red goal light that goes on when a goal is scored.
Johnny: Hey dagger, way to light the lamp last shift.
Dagger: Thanks, johnny.
by Briceps February 26, 2011
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Rubbing The lamp

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .
I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens
by life is a joke September 13, 2020
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