5 definitions by life is a joke

Rubbing The lamp

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .

I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens

by life is a joke September 13, 2020

School

School

A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .

I hate school its the worst place on earth

by life is a joke September 16, 2020

Matoom

The Thai word for quince — a herb (or fruit) that is believed to protect the house from the devil (in Thailand). It is also believed to be a holy tree of God Shiva in the Hindu religion. Moreover, Matoom (or quince) has many benefits mainly in health.

Thai people also name their kids(both genders), Matoom.

I named my kid Matoom. It's is such a cute name.

by life is a joke November 22, 2021

Di

some people think Di stands for Destination imagination but It relay stands for Dick imagination heaven for a girl and hell for a boy. you have to put on a play withe constant threat of getting raped/harassed by a bunch of girls .You always have to be prepared to be locked in a room and forced to kiss someone.

He is in Di I fell bad for Him.

by life is a joke September 14, 2020

Hamilton [Humaltin]

Hamilton Humaltin
Hamilton is the coolest guy, also owner of the coolest website

That guys a Hamilton Humaltin,

I wish I could be a Hamilton Humaltin

by life is a joke September 16, 2020