When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
by Norm M August 8, 2011
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When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.
I was lamping at home this morning.
by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017
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When someone is doing something wrong or bad. It is the opposite of brush, rad, or sick.
That’s so lamp of you to not understand the meaning of this slang word!!!
by Rachisbrush November 2, 2021
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The name Lampe is very North German. In Old French, it is an occupational name for someone who cast metal lamps and candlesticks. In Slovenian it is a nickname from medieval personal names Lampret or Lampreht. Also nicknames is German Lamprecht, Latin Lambertus (see Lambert).

A Lampe has morals, shows respect, and are normally considered quite pretty when standing in a group.
"Who's that in the middle of the picture?"
"That's Phillip Lampe"
by May Davidson August 24, 2017
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To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.
"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!
by Luke July 12, 2003
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verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)

Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')

See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.
What're you doing today?
Nothin', gonna chill at home and lamp
by elskiis December 4, 2010
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To hit someone, especially in the face.
Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
by ale July 17, 2003
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