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hit the jets 

DeShaun hit the jets after LeQueefa, his math teacher, sentenced him to 2 days of after school detention.
hit the jets by MasterWordManMang December 14, 2015

turn on the jets

To ignite the inner Olympic sprinter and move as fast as humanly possible
I had to turn on the jets when the police crashed the party.
turn on the jets by Jvlian December 28, 2017

bennie and the jets 

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song
lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

Fuck the Jets 

A phrase commonly used by New England Patriots fans to express their absolute hatred and disgust towards the New York Jets team and to a way lesser degree, it's fans because fuck em that's why. Fuck the Jets
Jets Fan: We're going to crush the Patriots today with their sorry ass

Patriots Fan: Bro relax, not only are the Jets a hot landfill fire, but your team is based out of New Jersey, ironically the same place that sums up on how your team plays. Fuck outa here, fuck you, and fuck the Jets. Fuck em
Fuck the Jets by RoscJuan December 12, 2018

Cool the Jets 

Jees Matt, cool the jets! i only did your mother
Cool the Jets by Niall Robinson December 24, 2007

scramble the jets 

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation
Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!
scramble the jets by Aleji October 21, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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