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FEEBLE AND FRAIL AND BLIND AND EMOTIONAL AND A CRYBABY I HATE HIM.
The Heart is a blind emotional crybaby whom I hate.
The Heart by THE.MIND.ELECTRIC December 21, 2024
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the heart rate of a mouse 

A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.
Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse

Person 1: Oh I see now

The Heart of Saturday Night 

Tom Waits released his second album just a year after his first. Much had evolved from then, though much was the same. Waits' newer music had a more jazzy feel, rather than the country twang of his debut. The piano is often drowned out by other instruments, but it does come pounding back out. The title track, The Heart Of Saturday Night, and it's conclusion The Ghosts Of Saturday Night, are settled, but very bouncy tunes.
An excerpt from The Heart of Saturday Night's first track-
New Coat Of Paint

Let's put a new coat of paint, on this lonesome old town
Set 'em up, we'll be knockin' em down.
You wear a dress, baby, and I'll wear a tie.
We'll laugh at that old bloodshot moon, in that burgundy sky

The Heart Game 

"The Heart Game" is a game played via text, online, or in writing. The object of the game is to make more "<3"s than your opponent. The game is usually used among couples or to flirt with someone, but it can be played to show appreciation. A winner is chosen when someone gives up, or when the max amount of hearts you can make is used (For example, if your texting only allows you to use 150 characters, you can only put that many hearts). You have to give the most number of hearts to win the game, and you have to include hearts in every response to your opponent.
*Texting. Playing to flirt*

Amy: LOL, that's cool <3
Vance: <33
Amy: Oh, the heart game? <333
Vance: Yes, lol <3333
Amy: You won't win <33333
Vance: Yes I will ;) <333333
*Ect...*
The Heart Game by I,Be,A,Person June 30, 2011

the heart of gold 

the spaceship stolen by ex-president of the galaxy Zaphod Beblebrox in the book hichhikers guide to the galaxy
the heart of gold by jesse August 29, 2003

The heart stopper 

A sexual Manuever.

Performed by picking up various hookers, and driving them off a cliff.
I gave a couple hookers The Heart Stopper last night... They're dead.
The heart stopper by Matt Kelly April 7, 2007

the heart of Texas 

It was so hot in San Antonio that Lindsey was sweating deep in the heart of Texas.
the heart of Texas by johnd July 18, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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