johnd's definitions

bird flu

a state of intoxication

Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.

by johnd July 18, 2006

Deych

A rare breed.

Your grandfather was a true Deych.

by JohnD July 18, 2014

The Shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers in the poontang and 1 in the ass.

Going to town with one in the brown.

by JohnD July 20, 2008

the heart of Texas

a woman's chest/bosom

It was so hot in San Antonio that Lindsey was sweating deep in the heart of Texas.

by johnd July 18, 2006