The Shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers in the poontang and 1 in the ass.

Going to town with one in the brown.

by JohnD August 19, 2005

the heart of Texas

a woman's chest/bosom

It was so hot in San Antonio that Lindsey was sweating deep in the heart of Texas.

by johnd July 19, 2006

bird flu

a state of intoxication

Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.

by johnd July 19, 2006

Deych

A rare breed.

Your grandfather was a true Deych.

by JohnD July 19, 2014