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The goonch 

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.
Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe
The goonch by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011
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Purge the gooch 

This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".
AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.
Purge the gooch by packerfan3001 September 3, 2010

The Gooch 

According to Johnny Knoxville, the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Equivilent to the "chin rest" on a woman
She licked my gooch on the way to tossing my salad
The Gooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Fiddler on the Gooch 

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.
Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
Fiddler on the Gooch by Smralfy June 19, 2011

The Gooch 

1. Name of a bully who used to bother Arnold from the sit-com, "Different Strokes".

2. Nickname for James Giugliano, a person who used to bully people in the same fashion.
"Watch out for the gooch son!"
The Gooch by kilo June 4, 2003

The Gooch 

17 Millet St

Home of the original Goochers. (not some shitty imitation)
"Awesome party at the Gooch last night, Boongers hooked up with some dude and Jadly smashed a bitch"
The Gooch by Ldizzles January 23, 2013

Scooter the Gooch 

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
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