While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.
by Samyall&robs February 22, 2011
I can't wait to get home and goonch with my man!!
I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.
I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.
by The Thelma Original October 12, 2010
a catfish that is found in the foot hills of the Himalayas they can grow up to 12 ft and are able to swallow a man howl
by midnight-L7 August 17, 2010
This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.
Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch
by plashado January 26, 2018
When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.
by Aaron October 31, 2004
Hamburger that has been browned and broken up for use in low brow culinary dishes such as Bolgnese sauce, Hamburger Helper, or Goonch Mloop Snerfels.
by Hunding May 13, 2011
The sound a vagina makes when it is so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.
That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.
by David The Twin July 4, 2006