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The Fruits

A slang word used to refer to the testes.
Damn it Jimmy! You kicked me straight in the fruits!
by qwerstaf December 30, 2013
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The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana
When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win
by LHPL3 March 30, 2010
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fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.
Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.
by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011
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Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit
Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.
by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019
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banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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Ate The Fruit

To masturbate

*Could also say: Eat the Fruit*
Girl: I ate the fruit last night and there was alot of juice

Boy: The pulp squirted all over the place after the Ate the Fruit this morning.
by TJMoney91094 April 19, 2011
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The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.
Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.
by Total Penetration June 10, 2005
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