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Getting Down with the Dirty D 

Having sex with homeless men, men who just got back from Burning Man, or a man who is unclean.
I was getting down with the dirty d and then I got a yeast infection

The Real Dirty D 

A white Rapper/Rock vocalist from the great Northwest
Est. 2005

Got the name in 1998 for stealing girls out of relationships
& having a naughty mind

D in this case stands for Dan

Known as a legend in the northwest as the first to pave the way for Rap/Rock genre
Have you heard the real Dirty D's song ??
Watch out for The Real Dirty D, his eye is on your girl !
The Real Dirty D albums: AThik9, Coming Clean, Take OFF, Shock The Monkey

The Dirty Dyer 

Including but not limited to banging/railing your girl with hot, sweaty, stinky balls after a baseball game or some sort of extensive exercise causing much persperation.
TBro 1- "Hey man what did you do yesterday after the game?"
Bro 2- "Ummm... nothing really... I had to go home right away... it was good."
Bro 1- "Ya right! You were doin The Dirty Dyer!"
The Dirty Dyer by charga12 April 19, 2010

Doing the Dirty Dan 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.
Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.

The dirty dinner 

The act of not bothering to wash off your genitals between different partners so the last one of the day gets what we call "the dirty dinner"
Man I swear that chick had eaten a barrel of cat shit. She must have got the dirty dinner tonight id bet.
The dirty dinner by Whiteboy502 August 24, 2019

The Dirty Dell 

1. A nickname for Slidell, LA, a city 30 miles from New Orleans on the Northshore of Lake Pontchartrain. The term is derogatory towards Slidell natives & residents, but is a badge of pride for the Slidellians themselves who feel that a proclivity towards belligerence and sluttiness is something that should be revered and presented as the cornerstone of the Slidell community.

2. A sexual position involving a crablike stance for both partners. Not to be confused with the cajun crippler, the bayou bridge, the Scuttlebutt Syndyasmian, or the Slidell See-Saw.
1. I told her dad I was from The Dirty Dell, it was the first time I've ever seen someone engulfed by fear, disgust, and complete enchantment simultaneously.

2. Last night I game Emily The Dirty Dell, she liked it so much she invited Christina over to join us tonight.
The Dirty Dell by TigerBait June 30, 2009
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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