Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.
Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"
Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."
Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"
Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"
Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."
Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"
Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"
by DonutHoleMole99 July 24, 2019
As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.
by CJustcallmeC December 8, 2014
When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
by Guy Le Deuche April 20, 2008
To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation
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