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The Contest 

A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.
The Contest by snafoolery April 5, 2009
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The Contest 

A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.
"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."

The Contest 

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.
"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"
The Contest by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021

2nd place in the contest 

When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you
Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack

Losing the Farting Contest 

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

Not winning the gooning contest 

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest 

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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