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King Tenzin of The Chavs 

King Tenzin(Tenzin Sherpa) is the leader of the Chavian people. Tenzin is funny and make other world leaders laugh. Many people from other countries do not like him and think he is not "fit" for King or a leader of a nation. Tenzin, originally born in Maidstone, Kent, at the age of ?? formed the Kingdom Of Chavia in France but the country went to war with them over wanting to be independent from being an autonomous region of France. A peace treaty signed by both countries made sure that Chavia annex half of France and both will be allies until ????. The country wasn't recognised by the United Nations until it became independent. Although a new nation, Chavia is the 10th most populated country and the 9th biggest GDP in the world

The Silence of the Chavs

Loosely linked the the movie about psychopaths and serial killers released in 1991, 'The Silence of the Chavs' is when a group of chavs usually led by an 'Alpha Chav' give you the chilling silent treatment trying to shame you into their 'Chav' way of thinking missing the point that you are not like them so are mostly or completely immune to the shaming which might seem oddly funny afterwards.
Walked into a pub and encountered a group of chavs and they gave me 'The Silence of the Chavs' treatment.

Embrace the Chaos!!!! 

Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!

REALLY.

BELIEVE ME.

Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!
Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!

The chaos legion 

A band of tank fish (master of virginity, roblox youtuber.) sponsored toxic fucking legends that give 0 shits about you and will raid your game with no reason to.
A virgin: “Aw fuck. John, the chaos legion raided the game again.”
John, secretly in the chaos legion: “G O O D.”

Rockin the Chads 

Wearing someone elses swim trunks because you forgot yours
yo, Im "Rockin the Chads"
Rockin the Chads by Arminhammer April 25, 2009

the chavso exercise regime 

this is a very usful way of loosing weight quickley without dieting. this involves groing your hair long and wearing a black t-shirt with the words black sabbath upon it. next u must go to a large mating ground for chavs (posibly a childs play area Well hard mate) and find a particularly aggresive gaggle of them. next u must sneak up on the gaggle and wen close enuf to whisper in one of theyre ears shout the words IRON MAIDEN RULES as loud as u can. the agrivated group shud chase u until one of theyre pregnant girlfriends(probbly aged 8) gets tired. during the chase for added weight loss shout to them tht u did theyre mothers all night long and the pounds will just fall off u.
aye i lost it all on the chavso exercise regime
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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