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The Atheist

It's where you're doing a girl from behind and attempt to read a copy of The God Delusion.

Boner points if the bird being shagged is a devout Muslim/Catholic/Evangelical/Jew. Double boner points if it's the hardback edition. Epic boner points if you get through a whole chapter.
So I was doing my fundy girlfriend from behind, and I decided it was time to pull The Atheist on her. I read for a paragraph and a half before she realized what was going on!
by dsmitthers September 2, 2009
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The Atheist's Nightmare

The idea proposed by that asshat Ray Comfort that the banana proves God's existence.
"Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare! I have a banana! It proves God exists!"

"Behold! The Theist's Nightmare! I have a pineapple! It proves God doesn't exist!"
by Danny Salamander July 20, 2009
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The Amazing Atheist

A vlogger on YouTube by the name of Teroja Kincaid (or TJ), a liberal atheist who frequently rants about politics, religion and even the slightest things that irritate him. He has well-known videos speaking out on Christian ideology, censorship and current world events.
The Amazing Atheist is funnier than Fred and his stupid munchkin voice any day of the week.
by NoFadsThen January 29, 2009
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the amazing atheist

A sexual act in which a man reaches orgasm by humping the leg of his partner as she get railed by another dude.
"Feminism is a cancer."

"Yeah right, I hear you love giving women the amazing atheist."
by Queen Buttrix October 28, 2017
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agnostic atheism all the way

Agnostic Atheism All The Way/AAATW/ aaatw

Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not hold a belief in the existence of any deity and agnostic because they claim that the existence of a deity is either unknowable in principle or currently unknown in fact.

For Dumb People:
Agnostic Atheists don't believe in god(s) because there is nothing obvious scientific there to make them think other wise and they are agnostic because there is nothing to prove that there is no possibility of a god existing.

Atheism for evolution and agnostic for the truth.

This is to be contributed to the unnamed war of the internet of atheism vs theist.
Person A: yo, what is your religion?
Person X: agnostic atheism all the way!
Person A: what the fuck?
Person X: you don't know what it is?
Person A: fuck no!
Person X: itsssssss..................
by theWorldMaker October 13, 2015
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